This carabiner isn’t performative, it’s a tracker — and it’s on sale

TL;DR: Don’t lose your keys or your cool. This Carabiner Keychain is strong, secure, and on sale for just $17.99 (reg. $24.99).

There’s an epidemic in New York, one that the rat czar can’t fix. The latest iteration of soft boys or hipsters are the so-called ‘performative males.’ And they’re everywhere. One signature trait? The carabiner perpetually attached to their belt loops. But if you want a carabiner that’s not just performative, this Carabiner Keychain also acts as a tracker that keeps track of your keys and even connects to your Apple Find My app.

In every Brooklyn natural wine bar and haunting what remains of the once-cool Dimes Square scene, you’ll find men brandishing their bookstore tote bags, their uncracked copies of Intermezzo or All About Love, and wired headphones as their main personality traits.

Performative males are everywhere, drinking matcha lattes during the day and orange wine at night. Their signature look includes docker caps, cropped white tees (a la Jeremy Allen White in The Bear), and carabiners on their workwear pants. Go beyond the basic hardware store carabiner with this strong and secure clip.

Sleek and durable, this premium carabiner is as stylish as it is utilitarian. It’s waterproof, dust-proof, and scuff-proof, making it ideal for traveling — whether you attach it to your belt, luggage, or bags. Made to last, it’s resistant to scratches and wear and contains a replaceable battery, unlike most trackers and AirTags. But just like your AirTags, it connects to your Apple Find My app to help you keep track of everything on one app.

Whether you’ve adopted the charms of the ‘performative male’ aesthetic or you know someone in your life that fits the description, this carabiner is perfect for their style and their safety.

Get this efficient and effective Carabiner Keychain for $17.99 (reg. $24.99).

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