Flight attendant finds passenger’s toenails on plane

If this slob’s goal was to commit a freakishly foul offense at 30,000 feet — they absolutely nailed it. 

Going barefoot on an aircraft is an unhygienic no-no, long-condemned by flight attendants and frequent flyers alike. 

But going barefoot and cutting your toenails while cruising the clouds, leaving the waste on the carpet for the cleanup crew to discard, is an especially heinous crime that should be “illegal,” says a cringing cabin crew member. 

“Those are toenails,” Leanna Coy, an understandably skeeved-out air hostess, wrote in the closed-captions of an eye-popping clip, featuring visuals of the clippings and a “trigger warning” for folks with weak stomachs. 

“The passenger clipped their toenails mid-flight and left them,” Coy added in the vid, set to the TikTok-viral “Nothing beats a Jet2  Holiday” audio — a catchy jingle that’s currently serving as the soundtrack to disastrous short-form snippets across social media. 

And hacking the excess off of one’s feet in an airplane seat squarely fits the beat. 

Unfortunately, public toenail trimming is now en vogue among shameless travelers with penchants for grooming on the go. 

While some prefer performing DIY pedicures in the middle of an airport, others like taking a little off the top of their tootsies just after takeoff. 

Much like Coy — who’s previously decried sky-high sins such as ordering decaffeinated coffee on an aircraft, and seat swapping — sickened spectators online agreed that in-flight toenail cutting should be considered unlawful. 

“Straight to jail,” cried a repulsed commenter beneath the post. 

“No fly list,” another cheered, suggesting airlines revoke the footy offender’s travel privileges. 

“The poor people sitting next to them,” worried an equally nauseated onlooker, expressing concern for the perp’s seat mates. 

“What dirtbag did this?,” asked another, emphasizing their queasiness with the vomit emoji. 

But rather than finding the knucklehead’s name of the flight manifesto and blasting it all over the internet, Coy simply responded, saying, “Wasn’t me!”