Byron Buxton finally living up to his fantasy baseball potential
Imagine getting to the theme park you’d been dreaming of going to since you were a child, only to find out that it’s closed for maintenance from an animatronic moose. You’d be devastated. You may even punch that moose.
Now imagine this park was in a place called Buxton, Minn. (not a real place), and you’ve been trying to go every year since 2015. Every time you go, it’s closed for maintenance. Eventually, your desire to visit dissipates, since it always ends in disappointment.
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Roto Rage believes one more sojourn to Buxton’s Theme Park could be worth it. All the rides are functioning, and it’s the 10th anniversary of its opening.
No one has ever disputed Byron Buxton’s talent. His biggest downfall always has been an injury history that makes “In Search of Lost Time” by Marcel Proust look like a short story.
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