Embarrassed Dems say they can’t remember why they shut government down

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Washington insiders confirmed that the party had held several closed-door meetings to try and figure out what the government shutdown was all about. READ MORE
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“I’d like to thank God and the dude who signs my paychecks,” said star slugger Shohei Ohtani through a translator. READ MORE
At publishing time, online influencers had suddenly taken an interest in the genocide of Nigerian Christians after being told that Israel may be to blame. READ MORE
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